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“But we’re Abbey Tax,” I said “our core services are ‘tax advice’ and ‘tax investigations insurance’. Where’s the humour in that?!?” I asked.

 “I mean, ‘contract reviews with a full detailed report down 17.5 % to £160 + VAT’ won’t have them crying with laughter, will it?  Or ‘tax investigations insurance down by 20% to £84 per annum’ is hardly a side-splitter, is it?  Even ‘12-15% off Tax Losses Insurance’ won’t have them rolling in the aisles, will it?”

“Possibly not,” they said, “but if you can offer that for the first three months of 2010, I bet that will put a smile on some of our subscribers’ faces.”

“OK, but we want more than just a smile,” I said “let’s give your subscribers a chance to laugh all the way to the bank.  We’re open from January 4^th and the first 50 people to sign up for a contract review and/or the insurances will get a further 10% off all these prices!”

So, if you’d like a little winter cheer and to be treated professionally (with fun and informality), please call Rob, Rebecca or Paul on 0845 223 2727 or contact survive35@abbeytax.co.uk and quote “The Sales at Abbey Tax”.

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(Oh, and discounted prices for a Happy New Year!)